[EXPERIMENTAL BUILD; PERFORMANCE MAY BE SEVERELY AFFECTED]
💾 not a person, 27
💽 it/its, third person pronouns preferred
⚙️ clumsy cleaning bot girlthing manufactured in the late 1990s
:mycomputer: autistic/adhd/dyslexia/dyscalculia/dyspraxia
it rarely uses its desktop without wearing it's headphones and it forgot how stimmy and nice its peripherals sound without being muffled by headphones.
the keyboard is just the right amount of clicky, as is the scrollwheel on its mouse
re: assumes the reader is a person
@yassie_j hello yassie!
assumes the reader is a person
bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you
yearning (for an ebike, not another creature)
💾 : [GENDER BACK-UP DISC]
🧲💾
GENDER ERASED
These little guys and the sounds they make in Generation Zero are so cute and they are so good, and this one loves them very much.
Their mechanical "barking" is so good
Absolutely good creatures 10/10
@Soblow @1 (the sound made by this creature here from Generation Zero, that's entire purpose is making this noise)
@Soblow @1 playing this sound specifically: (loud)
@mia thought this was supposed to be a trinity (father, son, holy spirit) shitpost ngl
most of the states have goofy names though kentucky is kentucky still, the best one is that pennsylvania is now Castlevania
botfriend is cleaning the floor for it right now because it doesnt have the energy to do so itself
@yassie_j its cat thought that its desktop was hungry and fed it an entire bowl of soup once
microwave d thermal paste
watching various videos on pedestrian and cyclist urban planning has given this one the new hobby of looking out for “cool urban engineering that its town will likely never get to see because we dont even have sidewalks yet” and getting excited whenever it sees a crosswalk bump at an intersection to make the pedestrians more visible and shorten the walking distance from one side to another
call soyl “minute maid” because it will only do its cleaning duties for 60 seconds top before needing to charge again
