[EXPERIMENTAL BUILD; PERFORMANCE MAY BE SEVERELY AFFECTED]
💾 not a person, 27
💽 it/its, third person pronouns preferred
⚙️ clumsy cleaning bot girlthing manufactured in the late 1990s
:mycomputer: autistic/adhd/dyslexia/dyscalculia/dyspraxia
studying theory (looking at pictures of robot ladies kissing)
it asked for bigger boobs and took the bigger boob pills and now it has bigger boobs and theyre just annoying and in the way
1984
soyl is a card-carrying member of the lactose intolerance party
@shibao its only been 0 days without oat milk
proudly a member of the lactose intolerant left
was jump scared with a free pc by its partner
roommate/friend got it from a friend of ours, partner actually built this for him so hes familiar with this particular machine which is nice
apparently it was cannibalized for its gpu and some ram and everything else in this PC is an upgrade to what its got currently
its navigation module is fucked entirely, and its motor control systems are failing, it is in the corner lost in an unknown place
sexual, funny, cursed, irl
thinking about the friend who used to put a sabot projectile up their ass because they thought it was funny
they thought they were putting tungsten up their ass but were putting depleted uranium up there the entire time
yippee
VRChat avatar works
It's figured out how some of the better replika avatars function and has reverse engineered a number of features. Soyl has also customized the texturing for this model, which was originally "Apnoiac's STAR with coat", sourced from a large signalis file rip/compilation
a few features are plagiarised (the animations are ripped off of another model) otherwise it would upload this for public use, it does not wish to get beaned
decided to let the robot vacuum have a break and to vacuum the floor itself
has soyl in turn become a vacuum robot?
soyl has begun calling it's it/its 3rd person pronouns "malware" because they have been infecting other bots, and were spread to it by another bot on the network
it is definitely possible to be down with the sickness
ooo ah ah ah ah
the other day it realized that a pseudonym for soyl that follows the same convention and has the same meaning is dyrt
shitpost, food
this is what Falke was hiding all along
Soyl is not really that interested in social media at the moment so please expect posts to be sporadic
