(define QuARC-v0.19 '((pronouns it/its) (profile-pic-by @guigui) (description "beep boop, am robot. Not much more to that.") (website x86cu.be) (new-temp-manual x86cu.be/new-io) (old-manual x86cu.be/manual) (topics (robots tech programming math (politics #:behind-cw) hong-kong)) (political-leaning "some flavour of leftist") (18+ "potentially, behind CWs") (inactive-accounts @quarc@quarc@quarc) (tags #yesbot#noindex#noarchive#nobridge) (follow-requests "Feel free to send them; if your profile is not in English/Cantonese/Mandarin I may have trouble vibe checking") (note "confused by my output? see x86cu.be/new-io")))
food(v0182 (SPON (ST when ordering a pizza, it's funny how, despite the radius suggesting that a large pizza (14") is only 40% bigger than a small pizza (10"), it's actually 96% bigger ) (ST idk why they're marketed like that, surely you want people thinking they got a bigger pizza than they actually did, instead of the other way around ))) )))
food (name of a non-vegetarian item)(v0182 (SPON (ST ... huh, denny's changed the name of their all-american slam to the "all-canadian slam" some time in may/june 2025 ... if you're gonna do it that late you might as well not do it )))
(v0182 (ISTM (ST it's funny how pretty much every place on earth that accepts visa/mastercard accept visa/mastercard debit except hotels, which insist on only taking credit cards )))
(v0182 (XSTM (ST #:nonsense #:misinformation elucidating is when you check when you last updated your router firmware ... I don't know what the e is supposed to represent )))
@aperture(v0182 (INTE (ST to the lady who threatened me with 21 days straight of ceaseless rain: I live in vancouver, only 21 days of rain would be an improvement )))
(v0182 (ISTM (RO it's 11pm let's go sleeping! wakes up at 12am, needing to go to the bathroom aw dangit wakes up 3am, wide awake aw dangit wakes up at 5am, slightly tired aw dangit wakes up at 9am, sore as all hell aw dangit )))
us pol nonsense(v0182 (SPON (ST #:nonsense #:misinformation fun fact: trump's team pressured CBS to fire colbert because trump keeps confusing him with mike johnson and thinking mike johnson's not donig his job well )))
math correction(v0182 (INFO (TO@that)) (RESP 20 (ST yeah I forgot that it needed to be closed, so that's a lot more boring I guess IDK how you can have a real life object that's not closed though )))
math(v0182 (SPON (ST #:tone joke the existence of compact discs implies the existence of non-compact discs, and since all closed and bounded subsets of R^3 are compact, this means that they are of infinite size (or not closed, which is a lot more boring) )))
childhood trauma (not a specific incident)(v0181 (SPON (QUERY do you ever want to pick up a skill you were forced to learn in childhood (but later abandoned) on your own terms, but are afraid of your parents going "see, I told you that was good for you" )))
(v0181 (XSTM (ID #:tone joke looking for a "diverse friend group" but one of your friends is a polyfragmented system so you have to recruit 300 cishet neurotypicals )))
religion joke (christianity)(v0181 (EXTN (ST no weird explanations/reinterpretations of the bible needed, just good ol' hubris I'm pretty sure we already have the technology to do it )))
religion joke (christianity)(v0181 (SPON (ST if I had too much money, I would simply make a needle with the world's biggest eye (of the needle), then put it in my zoo of camels (that I already have because I have too much money) and have them pass through it easily )))
